Funny DIRTY joke: How many kinds of boobies? | Dirty Christmas Joke of the day 😂

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Today, we have a dirty Christmas joke.

👇 The Joke 👇
A family is at the dinner table when the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of ‘boobies’ are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds. In her twenties, they are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but … (watch the video for the full joke)

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